Reasons why you should date me:

  • I’ll make you breakfast.
  • You’ll be my breakfast.

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celebs who have actually killed people

“They told me I was so brave to tell him how I felt. Then they told me I was desperate to stay when he said he didn’t love me. Then they told me I was crazy to still keep hoping. Now they’ll tell me I’m selfish for walking away from my best friend.”